person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe
when you annoy people on purpose because you don't...
if i see one more cute couple at the beach when i...
bombastard: she wears short skirts i read fan fic she’s cheer captain and i’m still reading fan fic
when you see what your ex is talking to, and you...